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Miss Percival's Dating Advice for Young Gentlemen

In this "web log," Miss Prudence Percival takes it upon herself to give advice on dating and courtship to young gentlemen of good breeding. All "tips" are taken from real life examples. She hopes that these entries will be both informative and engaging.



If you stare at a lady’s bosom while conversing with her, it is highly unlikely she will want to talk with you again.

04:39 pm, by larhunter

When attending the theater, if your lady friend asks you what you think of the production it is best not to say, “It’s very homosexual.”

11:39 am, by larhunter
It is always wise to proofread your online dating profile.

It is always wise to proofread your online dating profile.

06:58 pm, by larhunter1

If you are a “transvestite,” contacting a lady and telling her she is “so pretty and feminine” will only make her pity you.

12:50 pm, by larhunter

If your lady friend makes a self-deprecating joke, it is best not to agree with it.

12:47 pm, by larhunter

It is acceptable to say a prayer before you begin your meal with your lady friend, but not if you are eating at a “Burger King.”

12:45 pm, by larhunter

Do not use words such as “Faggy” or “C—-y” in conversation.  Gentlemen to not stoop to using such vulgarisms.

06:39 pm, by larhunter
Do not threaten the life of your would-be date.  Young ladies do not take kindly to this approach.  

Do not threaten the life of your would-be date.  Young ladies do not take kindly to this approach.  

06:17 pm, by larhunter